The King and the Cannibals

“Help!” he screamed. “I am the king. I command you to let me go!”

“Yummy!” said one of the captors as he held down the net. “We have a king!”

His Royal Majesty stumbled and fell onto his back. He looked up at the hunting party that had caught him. Oh no! Cannibals! he thought. Darn it! And I was so close to having that elk for dinner.